Yeah I’m not surprised your girl wants to leave you for me. Not my fault I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane at this videogame. Why wouldn’t she wanna be with me lol I have a 3.8 kd in cs and backseat in voice chat. Sorry for being too good.

I bought CS:GO for $15 a while ago. I am currently on a 73 win streak. I average 40 kills a game. How did I become such a pro? Because I am an elite soldier in the military irl. I quit when CS:GO came out. It was more important.

I am 35 years of age and I will be the next CS:GO Professional. I have already had numerous leagues reach out and beg me to sign million dollar contracts, but I am currently trying to join Navi (where simple plays) because I think he could learn a bit from me.

I play CS:GO 12 hours a day and 11 of those are in deathmatch. My AK spray is pixel perfect and my reaction time is 140ms. I own several backup routers supporting my $12,000 router that is hard wired to my PC giving me 10GB download and upload speeds and 1 ping in game. I moved closer to the Valve server location so I don't get held back.

I am currently Gold Nova 2 but I will be Global in no time, MM teammates are just bad and there are cheaters on enemy team every game. Bye losers.