Your Tile Flooring Is Not Real

In the USA, most tile flooring is fake, it is a part of a greater conspiracy of whicfh we know not made by the government to hide their flooring of tile, the usa goverbnment has opnly 7 and 3/4tjs real tiling hidding in area 51.

thye losted 1/4th a tile and we need to find it, it is somewher in the ocean around alaska and we need to find it to prove to the public that the tile flooring they havce been given is a fraud and true floor triling exists.