The lurkerzz - Pro Org for high elo players

🚨 TOP SECRET – THE LURKERZ HIGH COMMAND 🚨

🎖️ MILITARY ORDER #001
⚔️ OPERATION: ELO LIBERATION

⚠️ ATTENTION, SOLDIERS! ⚠️

Kl. 15:00 PRÆCIS indledes den vigtigste operation i The Lurkerz' historie.

Efter utallige nederlag, russiske teammates og tabte clutches har ledelsen besluttet:

🏆 VI SKAL I FACEIT LEVEL 10!

Dette er ikke en invitation.
DET ER EN DIREKTE ORDRE. 🫡

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📋 MISSION BRIEFING

🕒 DEPLOYMENT: 15:00
📍 LOCATION: DISCORD / FACEIT
🎯 OBJECTIVE: LEVEL 10
💀 ACCEPTABLE LOSSES: ZERO

⚔️ MILITÆRE REGLER:
🔴 Ingen ragequits.
🔴 Ingen dumme peeks.
🟢 Bait med respekt.
🟢 Shift-walk til sejr.
🟢 Vind dine clutches.

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🎖️ GENERALENS ORD:
"Vi har mistet ELO. Vi har mistet håbet. MEN IKKE I DAG!"

🚨 ALLE MELDER KLAR 14:55!
Forsinkelse = landsforræderi.

🐀 WE DON'T RUSH. WE LURK.

LONG LIVE THE LURKERZ! 🫡🔥

johnrokka must up his game if he wants to continue being the owner of the lurkerzzzzzzz!!!

he is performing like a level 1 - that is not the required level for the lurkerz......

if anyone has some outputs please let me know, we must have a higher vision than level 1, which lars currently is playing like.

best regards,
Rifler - palmm, member of the lurkerzzz

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Hey everyone, you may have heard around in the corners that the lurkerzz are an organization with no understanding for sportsmanship... That is not the case! Altough we'd like to say we recently recruited another main rifler, called "palmm" who's a little unintelligent. Yesterday he "suddenly" got him self banned, and nearly got the vision of the lurkerz ruined. But fortunately we reacted in time, we got in to support and had a long informative dialog with faceit administration... With positive outcome. We'd like to say that this is not forgotten and "palmm" will recieve his penalty: we have decided that he will receive 1 week of suspension. We hope that is satysfiying enough for the community.
Best Regards Johnrokka, proud co-founder and owner of the lurkerzz.

Hey der er lurk nu her :)