Aw man

Instead of saying ACAB(all cops are bastar*ds) we should start saying ACAS(all cops are sus). Think about it, it's less offensive and it only shows that we think that a cop might be sus(suspicious) of something but not necesseraly guilty of it. It's the same thing in the popular game amogus with thinking that all red players are impostors really. This might sound stupid but hear me out. Statistically, every player regardless of their color has the same chance of being the impostor,

yet, there is this social stigma that only red players are impostors. However, players of Amugus have developed this great system that will help them show their suspicion on someone without saying that they are the impostor(in case that they actually aren't). They say that someone is 'sus' so nobody gets their feelings hurt. We can apply this knowledge to the real world, right? If everyone can be an impostor in amongsus, regardless of their color, so can anyone be a bastard in real world, regardless of their task(job as some low inteligence individuals might call it).

Hey everyone, welcome back to Binging With Babbish and today we're gonna look at how to eat ass. First, you're gonna wanna spread your asscheeks open nice and wide before seasoning them with kosher salt and freshly ground pepper. Then you press your face against your ass cheeks and dig right in. Make sure to give a good rim along the anus for that extra bit of flavor. It tastes exactly how you'd imagine ass would taste like, so of course it entered the clean plate club.

we are located in canada?

Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.
When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was told only to take it out to poop, wipe my ***, then put it back in.
I was really young so I thought this was just something everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.
Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I'm in trouble for losing my poop plug.
Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this ********* so Satan couldn't stick his ♥♥♥♥ in my pooper and make me gay

Look, I'm not kinkshaming or whatever, but how does someone get turned on by a femboy getting SUKKED to death by zombiefied monster girls? I understand the zombie part, I understand the femboy part, I understand going 'til you can't no more, I especially understand the monster girl part. BUT HOW DO YOU GET OFF ON SOMEONES DEATH?! It's not even a violent one with blood! He just dies of exhaustion. It isn't even that uncommon for you to just die after getting some puss, whether it's through poison, vore or smothering.