The Thanksgiving is a Lie

Fellow Floofs,
Are you tired of being chased and ridiculed for being a dangerous floofy turkey?
Do you frequently get called racist, durrogitory names such as Freddy Crugor Dinosaur, Gibblets The Turkeybird, or Edward Scissorfloof?
Long for the comfort of your fellow kind? To be with floofs that will floofin understand the danger?
Then Look no further!

The Danger Floofening is a Therizino specific Flock for The Isle, filled with fellow turkeys just like yourself. Never feel alone again and feel the warm enbrace of our 3.5ft long claws as they possibly maul you with love.
All that is required to join is:
-That you pledge aligance to the Danger of the Floof
-That you Turkey the Bird all the time in the Isle
-That you do not kill a fellow floof in the flock
-That after trying to eat your kills you look away so as not to ruin the fellow floof's floof with your dangerous dangerfloof vomits because you're supposed to salad.

(TDFloof is not responsible for any posible maiming, permanent scarring, infection, or deaths caused by floof affection.)