The Cult Of Sumcaker, Its ok to give into the temptation

All hail the great Sumcaker, let your eyes be opened as you follow in his wisdom.
These Are His Commandments.

The Ten Commandments of Sumcaker

1 “I am the Lord your God, who brought you out of the land of Steam, into the house and onto your computer. You shall have no other gods before Meh.
2 “ Bring Meh moneys"
3 “You shall not take the name of Sumacker, your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
4 “Remember the Steam Summer Sale Month, to keep it holy. Play games for the Year, but the summer brings low prices with the steam summer sale, as a chance to buy new games.
5 “Honor your Sumcaker, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord Sumcaker is giving you.
6 “You shall not murder. Only Sumcaker can cuz he wants more points"
7 “You shall not commit adultery. Sumcaker wants all the babez to himself"
8 “You shall not steal, Especially Sumcakers cookies and cake"
9 “You shall not steal sumcakers lady(s)
10 “You shall not covet Sumcakers house; you shall not covet Sumcakers wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is Sumcakers.”