The Best Religion

This is "the best religion" out there.
We believe in fairness to all, and treating others with respect.
If you sin, you will be sent right back to your mom's womb.
Sins:
Disrespect
Bashing
Theft
Murder
Nuking the world
all that bad stuff.

We believe in anything, the regular God, Satan, Buddah, you can even be Athiest!

Lots of love,
Reverend Hexaquil.
Amen.