Everything is fine.

Famed and glorrified actor Jim Carrey was found last sunday fulfilling his life wishes by stealing a family of penguins and forcing them to dance in a cardboard box for money. He was arrested shortly after he went public with his scheme. Police questioned why he did it and he responded with "Would a mother kidnap her childeren if she knew they weren't with her? I think so." After release from a 2 week sentence Jim has done the exact opposite of what was expected. He stole another batch of week old penguin babies. Only this time he dressed them in tinfoil and made a fashion runway to show off his inner designer... He was placed in jail for a second time.