♥♥♥♥ Yall but Respect to ma Homies

Today's Helpful Hint: They say silence is golden, but mines are not rich. Clearly, the answer to getting that gold is to never, EVER stop talking and making noise.

Do this by strapping amplifiers to your body and broadcasting the loudest music you can find everywhere while singing to it as offkey as possible. People will literally pay you to go away.

The best place to do this is libraries. The downside is that you will soon run out of ones you haven't been banned from. Once that happens, switch to doing this at night in residential areas. The quieter they are, the better.

Soon that money'll be rolling in. Unless someone calls the cops.

Alternatively, you could just become a politician or pundit, but I'd hope anyone taking my advice has enough class and self-respect to not sink that low.