We are a lazy lot
We partake of the pot
We are the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

We're low on cigarettes
We suffer from tourettes
We're the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

We don't sniff airplane glue
We sniff your girlfriend's poo
But We're the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

We like to drink all day
It makes us ♥♥♥♥ OK
We are the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

Our girlfriends swallow, they don't spit
Cause they just don't give a ♥♥♥♥
They prefer ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ over fighting
It's just so much more exciting

We like to party all weekend long
We keep the weed lit in the bong
The motto of this song is that
If it feels good it can't be wrong

We are the cream of the crop
We throw up quite a lot
We're the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

We wallow in the mire
We set our farts on fire
We are the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

We play Playstation 2
We like to sweat and stew
We're the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)

Our moms are crazy ♥♥♥♥♥♥
They don't love us anymore
We are the Sons of Ralph (the Sons of Ralph)