Those Who Are Bonked Shall Be Purified.

Since the dawn of time, humanity has struggled with one eternal question: who will bonk the horny? The answer is us.

We are the Solar Handgun Institute of Horny Rehabilitation, a serious and disciplined organization with one mission: to identify, bonk, and incarcerate. XNXX is not an abbreviation. It is a sacred code, and it stands for "eXtensive eXamination of eXcessive eXcitement." We do not laugh at this. Laughing is a violation.

Our Sacred Doctrine:
For centuries, the horny have walked among us, unpunished and unbonked. The Great Doge of the Bat rose to change that. One swing, one sign, one sentence. Justice is fast, loud, and it goes BONK.

The Five Commandments:

Thou shalt be bonked when thy thoughts become impure.
Thou shalt wear the sign with honor and never remove it, even in the shower.
Thou shalt not resist the bat. Resisting the bat adds to thy sentence.
Thou shalt confess thy crimes in the group chat and accept the collective judgment.
Thou shalt not question the Doge. The Doge sees all, bonks all, and forgives nothing.

Membership Requirements:
Every member must be horny, but in a controlled, supervised, and sign-wearing manner. Repeat offenders are placed in Solitary Bonk, where they will be bonked at random for the remainder of their natural lives.

Notice to Visitors:
This group is not for you. This group is for us. We are sorry you had to see this. Please leave, and please do not tell anyone.

Final Words:
Some call it a jail. We call it a home. Some call it a bonk. We call it healing. And when the bat comes down, we do not flinch, for we have earned it.

"Go to horny jail." - Ancient Proverb, probably