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BREAKING NEWS: LYDIA IS CHEATING ON SMOLF

November 13, 2011 - Abdo Malek | 1 Comments

Hero, Smolf Boogins, who killed many a dragon, was the victim of adultery today.

Smolf went to sleep in his Breezehome in Whiterun, strangely not seeing Lydia - his wife - in bed already. Waking up, he saw Lydia in his house. Smolf threatened to Booginate Lydia if she didn't reveal why she came home so late.

It was revealed that Lydia slept with 89 year old Breton, Ermentrude Spinklespankle - who happens to be a third cousin of Smolf Boogins.

It is thought that Smolf Boogins divorced earlier today. Lydia was last seen in the jaw of a Blood Dragon.

EMPEROR IS DEAD!

November 13, 2011 - Abdo Malek | 0 Comments

A red-head Nord was seen heading into the Emperor's quarters, who was on tour in Skyrim this week. Titus was found naked on the floor. We are unsure if this Nord had looted his robes, or had gone further.

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In other news, Story of Smolf 3 is out (rated B for Boogins)! There is absolutely no chance that this Smolf Boogins man is the same Nord who killed the Emperor.

BREAKING NEWS: All the trees went white and then the game crashed! Randy is believed to be safe however.

Also, a request for all Smolfsters to create a Story of Smolf flash animation. Thank you.

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