How did you end up here?!

Okay, welcome to my group. I don't know why you have come here, but you're here now, ands thats important. first off I'm going to lay down the rules:

-No threataning an alien race.

-No provoking alien races

-Don't threaten the people that live underwater.

-Do not smell like burn't cabbage.

-Do not eat burn't cabbage.

-Do not rub your body with burn't cabbage.

There are the rules, follow them. now that you know the rules, you should learn about our purpose, but the problem is that my computer crashes when I try to get it to find out the group's purpose. oh well.