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HELLO and welcome ladies and gentlemen,

We have a match today.

When: Thursday, Aug 4th @ 7:30pm PST
Where: Texas 99

Our opponent: Undique Venit Mors
http://esea.net/teams/52543

Check them out. Look at their record. 4-7. Not bad right? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ WRONG. These ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ are 4-7 with 4 FORFEIT WINS. All games they have actually played are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shut outs against them. Feel bad when you shut them out as well. If they didn't have those forfeit wins, they'd be on a 7 game losing streak with 34 rounds AGAINST and 0 rounds FOR.

Anyway, saint will be subbing for me and just treat him like a teammate like we normally do. He isn't captain. In fact, he takes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ two month to get the book out the car according to his awesome mom. But really, treat each other with respect, talk ♥♥♥♥ about me, and hopefully enjoy the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pounding you guys give the other team. We are a brand new team, and there are lots of things to work out, but we definitely deserve to stick it to some other ♥♥♥♥♥♥s. Hopefully Dred reads this and gets a little less murder-like in temperament. But honestly, we're a good team, enjoy the match and don't let up on those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I would recommend sticking with the standard everyone go to A first, leave med if you want to come back through spawn to attack B or bring him with if you wanna push through C. You are welcome to deviate from this, ♥♥♥♥ on my grave, and generally just verbally abuse my name while I am gone as I expect you normally do when I am not there. But lol if I catch you doing it when I'm around. I'll probably pick the red time to start on next time we're blue and about to start the match. Or vice versa. (Jeremy = ♥♥♥♥♥♥ carry)

SHOW UP BY 6.30 PM PST PLEASE TO GET TOGETHER/FIND A SCRIM/GET A FEW PRACTICE ROUNDS IN BEFORE THE MATCH

I'll be in Southern California until Sunday evening, working my ass off helping my sister move through Malibu canyon, staying at my brother's place and meeting up with a couple homies, then going to a huge ass concert on Saturday with our med and a close friend of ours. Please enjoy the weekend/after the match but remain practicing.

PS dredifoundahalfouncefor100flataroundhereandit'sprettygoodsoi'mhappybutletmeknowifanysickassdealscomeupinyourarea

Also, make sure your teammates have read this when you read this post.

Love,
Dan