Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
Administrators 
Hello,
Earlier today I was walking and I noticed my balls were stuck to my leg. I CANT GET THEM UNSTUCK!!!! Does anybody know what I should do to remove the adhesion from my balls to my leg. I am afraid I will rip them in half if I try and get them unstuck. Should I use a lubricant of some sort? Maybe some WD-40 would be effective. Perhaps I should get a stick of butter and begin lathering myself up in order to peel off my balls. I have considered taking out my welding torch and bolt cutters but I'm not sure if I will be precise enough. HELP!!!!