Prepare to be blasted, silly minion.

We at SRM are the frontline of defense for the helpless, the hopeless, and the small pokey animals. We prefer to fight with progressive weaponry, such as potato launchers,tennis ball cannons, pistol crossbows,burning wolves,and catapults (in the future). And we all really like cheese.

If you join us, here are the rules:
*No crying into the microphone.
*No making fun of Officer Friendly.
*Team killing is only allowed when you are suffering from temporary insanity.
*You may not call others "annoying little boy."

All of these are serious offences and you can be blinded for doing them...which leads to being banned. Silly minion.