END SPIFFO ABUSE TODAY

Did you know, every day more and more firemen and women are being eaten by these vicious mechanical, OBVIOUSLY T SIDED abominations. BUT NO LONGER WILL WE STAND IDLY BY WHILE THESE ANTI-NAZI CONSPIRATORS STOP BRAVE SOULS FROM COMBATTING NON-COMBUSTED OBJECTS AND ABODES. Remeber guys, a vote for Ghandi, and he'll sexually assault your mommy. Heil Hatler.