Another Camera Man Has Lost His Life Today.

Yet another day goes by and another camera man is shot in the terrorist province of Iraq and Syria. George the 18 year old former I.S.I.S member lost his life as he was AWP-ed by UN forces outside long doors on Dust 2, which is a real place in Syria. R.I.P George. Condolensces to his family and friends. He was a brave man and loved raping virgins and sheep in his time in I.S.I.S. He will be missed.

His 29th Wife, Zainab Mohammed says,"
كان قضيبه أكبر من ساعدي وتسبب لي الكثير من الألم. مزق أيضا مؤخرتي إلى بت. لحسن الحظ كان لديه زوجة لكل يوم من السنة لكنه لا يزال دخلت بلدي الأمعاء مرة واحدة في السنة. أنا أحبه كثيرا وسيغيب إلى الأبد بينه وبين السيد الدغدغة، واسم قضيبه.". Translated to ,"His penis was larger than my forearm and it caused me alot of pain. He also tore my anus to bits. Luckily he has a wife for everyday of the year but he still entered my intestine once a year. I loved him so much and will forever miss him and Mr. Tickles, the name of his penis.

How long will innocent camera men continue to be shot? Nobody can recognise the difference between a terrorist and a R.A.P.I.S.T! This is unacceptable!

Written and translated by Anas Maloof.