May Flex Tape bless you all.

PHIL SWIFT, OUR DIVINE LORD

He is our god. He has blessed us puny humans with the power of Flex Tape. No man can withstand the power, for it is too strong. We worship at the altar of Phil, we drink from the fountain of Flex Seal. JonTron is our Jesus.

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MIKESAVAGE May 3 @ 5:41pm

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🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥

💎 You only live once for a very short time, so make every second divine 💎

💯 This is my only account 💯

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅
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they see me rolling, they hating May 30, 2021 @ 6:26pm

@ferret no1 cares
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tjdiddy May 20, 2021 @ 9:49pm

flex tape couldn't get me a girlfriend

i'm converting to christianity

WhiteTrashBaag Nov 30, 2019 @ 4:40pm

omg mexicans are swarming my house! all i have to hold them off is all of Phil Swift's Flex products. How may I use them effectively to hold them off? Help i need answers quick!