Games rated by how much of my life they stole.

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I have more hours on Steam than some people have been alive. My bank account is dead, my spine is shaped like a question mark, and my therapist bought a boat with my money. Steam is the only one who ever took my money AND my virginity.

This group is the home of The Regret Meter Steam Curator, with 700+ reviews and counting.

• Follow the curator and my reviews show up right on the store page of every game I've reviewed. Before you waste your money, I've already wasted mine.
  
• Every game gets a Regret score and a verdict: Recommended, Not Recommended or Informational.
  
• Check the curator lists: from Worth a Kidney to The 119% Club.
  
• Join the group to argue with my scores and tell me which game ruined YOUR life next.

• 0-20% - Worth it. Sell a kidney. You have two for a reason.
  
• 21-60% - Fun, but it ate my free time, my sleep and my last relationship.
  
• 61-100% - Should have gone outside. Or to prison, at least they get yard time.
  
• 101-119% - Destroyed my life. Still playing. My family has stopped asking.

Yes, it goes past 100%. Looking at you, Dota.

No corporate garbage. Just a man who opened 12000 CS cases and got emotionally attached to a sticker.

I roast greedy publishers, loot box casinos, gacha slot machines for children, and every studio that crunches its devs until they see the loading screen in their sleep.

"Free to play. Expensive to exist."

Want the full breakdown? Longer reviews on my profile (those games I own on this/my account).

Follow if you want the truth. Unfollow if you work at EA. Actually no, stay. Suffer with us.

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