Take heed, my dear brothers!

I beseech thee, my good men, this is a time to celebrate! Many battles we have fought, and many we have lost. But fear not! Dost thou loseth thou heart in these grave times? I SAY THEE NAY! We shall take our below-average bowmanship to the lesser towns, where we will pillage their women and rape their children! Let there be no end to our rampages, as the wolves cry out in sorrow! Tonight, I will lead thee into the darkness of thine own heart. We shall travel the 8 Campaigns of Valveria together, and we will vanquish the bands of vagabonds that carry smaller swords and even smaller intellect! Heed my cry, valiant sirs, and join me at the banquet table of sweet victory!