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Anyone know how to get bigger ♥♥♥♥♥? A friend of mine and I are having a little competition on who can get the largest single turd out of their anus. I gotta say, it's pretty tough. I've already stepped up all myy fiber levels and ive been trying to eat lots of carbs, but I'm not getting the results that I'm seeking. It seems I'm doing something wrong. I really don't want to lose this competition, because while it may seem like something that isn't very serious, I am indeed, taking this more serious than my reaction of the tragedy of 7/11. If I lose this competition, I feel like I might lose myself. I might fall down in a spiraling out-of-control depression that might just have no cure, and I really don't want that. On tthe other hand, if I win, I will be so proud of myself and I would really want to thank evveryone who believes in me because. But I really need tips from you guys so I can stay happy... So does anyone know how to get a larger single turd in my poops?