WE ARE PROTESTING PORTAL 2

We are protesting portal 2. we find it blatently irresponsible that valve should be allowed to be rewarded for their hard work at making a sequel to one of the best games of all time on the grounds that
1. WE WANT IT FOR FREE NAO
2. We are not mocking any group
3. Portal 2 is the same game because it has the word PORTAL in the name
4. valve doesn't work hard to make games, they just have an orgy and magic mushroom faries give them the games.
5. The game only came out 3 years ago, how dare they release a sequel and not make it free.
6. Half life 2 should have been free if you already owned half life cause they are the exact same game, with no engine upgrades at all
7. this is definately gonna get us somewhere
8. we are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who like /b/
9. IN SOVIET RUSSIA WE WOULD HAVE OUR GAME FOR FREE BY NOW.
10. valve has enough money to make a whole new planet out of money so they shoul give us games free now.
11. we are definately not gonna preorder portal 2.
12. ok I might
13. because I am a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at what I protest and a hypocrit at that too.
14. that is definetely how boycot is speeled.