welcome to the polis station

Warning: Prepare to be spooked by the following paragraph, and as a reminder,
welcome to America m8.

do you want to protect civilians? you've come to the right station.
we make our civilians wear pillows as body armor and force them intodemocracy.
we also give our civilians donuts (just kidding, we eat all the donuts),
the finest donuts in all of america. chinese donuts, asian donuts, you name em,
we got em! no, we don't do pills, but we do safe drugs, like pot
(polis oriented tranquilizer) and heroin (herald's edible real onions in nigeria).
no worries, your civilians are safe with all the fine polis women(only one polis man).

Here's the real deal...




Welcome to the polis station! Recruit now! Our civilians love the need to feel
protected (we are the condoms of america), and we will stop at nothing to help civilians.

to become a polis, you simply stare at the embodiment that is truly, the polis man:
defender of civilian, writer of law, starter of riots, enforcer of democracy.

I don't know what else to write, just imagine that something is actually there:



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