Destroying backyard grills with explosive pronouns!

ALL PRAISE BE TO THE TOXIC HARE! MAY HE WATCH UNDER US, DELIVERY US FROM THOSE WHO WISH TO CURE US FOR WE ARE NOT ILL, NOR SICK, NOR LAME. NAY, WE ARE POISON! ALL HAIL THE TOXIC HARE! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ H8R'S DADS, SENDING CALVARY INTO A FORMATION OF SPEARMEN, STEALING ORCISH PRINCESSES WHEN WE WERE HIRED TO RESCUE THEM, AND USING TEENAGERS TO WATERSKIS!

Always remember the x(-1y) commandments to ensure your safe passage to that great big warren in the sky:

1. Thou shalt not lay with another bunny, unless they're really hot.
2. Thou shalt not kill, unless they are in thy way.
3. Thou shalt treat thy brother with respect, unless it would be funnier to do otherwise.
4. Thou shall always win, unless you lose, which is cool too.
5. Thou shall drink the Cool-Aid.
6. I saw the sign, and it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign - never going to give you up, not until you're back where you belong, oh oh oh.
7. Wear thy blue rag from thy left side, as this is the Crip side.
8. Emoticons or any other form of wordless expression is banned, punishable by whipping, beating with phone books, non-stop tickling of one's feet, and then forced to watch SPIKE TV for the rest of eternity (2-4 years max, which is the average lifespan of a Bunny).
9. Bros before Hoes, for who else shall do our washing and make us food.
10. Drugs are strictly forbidden, unless they are chewable gummies.
11. Thou shall not eat the flesh of an animal, fruit, vegtable, nut, seed, nor grain. Nor drink from an animal, or water, or alcohol, or anything else unless told to. Hunger and thirst make you look hot.
12. When speaking to eachother, only talk in dub-step beatbox.
13. No.
14. Do not confuse us with the SICK RABBITS. If they existed, they would be thy enemy.