If you see a big red thing with huge teeth, well...

If you are looking to enlist in the pigmask army, this is the place to start. We serve Master Porky (hail Master Porky) loyally, and create various chimeras for his pleasure. Then we try (and fail) at containing these chimeras (somewhat) from permeating the natural environment (or so we are told to say). Now where did the lock to the red thing's cage go...