Listen to this track while reading -> https://soundcloud.com/asmolboy/intro-company-speech-extended-remix-lethal-company

Welcome to your first day on the job 🧑‍💼

This is your very own autopilot ship, where you will eat and sleep for the duration of your contract.


Ȍ̷̳͉́́̓͊‌̸̡̳͒͛f̵̛̜̫͗́̾͌‌̸̭͚̳͂͂f̷̨̛̃̀͆‌̷̰͌͜ ̴̣̣̰͂̎̈̒̈́‌̷̢͐ì̶̳͔̓̃̿ͅ‌̴̪͖̖͙̥͆̑͝c̵̝͗͒̚‌̵̢͖̹͎̅͌͒̊̈́ ̴͔̓ ̶̛̣͂͌‌̶̠̼͓̥̇̒̈́ȋ̵̹̌̾̆‌̸̬̒͗̓͠ą̶̛̛̥͍̮̳͒́‌̶̰͖̬͚̽l̶̺̖̆̓̓‌̶̣͈̬̲͂ ̵̝́͂̋̕‌̵͓͓̻̍̿̄͑ ̸̨̤̳͈̗̃‌̵͙̼͊ͅ ̶͍̯̬̥̻̽̌̇͆͆‌̶̨̟̝͕͇͑͆̓s̷̱̥̒‌̴̨̘̣̟̙̉͒̃̓͛ë̸̳̗̱́͒͘̕͝‌̷͉̻̗̫͛ṛ̷̨̿̓͠‌̷̠̝̆̃ ̴̬̰͖̠̌̓͠‌̸̲͈͊̋͊̊̔v̷̤̖͍̗̍̔‌̶̺̭̼̈́̈́͌̓̏ ̶͔̭͑̇̉̂̓‌̷̧̡̻̳͒ ̶̡̤̎‌̴̩̬̉̾i̸̹̥̰͚̎̓̑̈́̏‌̴̯͖͈͕͈̇͊̊̿͝c̸̤̥̱̈́‌̶͉̟̒̀͗̆̄e̴͚̰̲̠̬̿‌̵̹̜̙̿̔͋̔ ̵̟̮̽̓͠ͅ‌̸͚̠͍̪͝ ̶̪̂‌̷̝̪̳͈̮͠ ̶̱͓͎̲͋̃͝ͅ‌̵͒́͜ ̷̹̪̹́̂͘‌̸͔̈̔å̷̪̃͜‌̸̜͍͉̜̭͗̿̐͗̿n̷̗̙̣̰̓̆̃͘̚‌̵̞̐̀̊́͝ ̵̨͕͉͆̆̍͗̎‌̴͙͙͂͊̓͝d̸̼̫̥̩͕̿‌̵̧̝̺͓̈́̀ ̵̢͐‌̸̧̟̗͉̘̅̈́̉͠ ̷̛̜̬̹̀̔͊͝‌̴̡̗͖̜̈́̈̔͘͝ ̷̫͕͖͗̽́̐‌̷͓̩̲̝͗̉͋͝t̵̞̍͌‌̸̣̣͈͍̞̀̇ ̸̜̯̬̍́̄‌̵̣͚͍̪̺̐ȩ̶͙͍͈̰̀̔̋͋‌̸̧͒ ̶̩̼͖͔̫̈͝‌̷̥̦͒͛ ̸͕̀̾‌̵͈̞͂̽͂̈͋c̴̡̳̠͕̩̀̐‌̴̡͎̦͔̯͑h̶̠̏͘͠‌̶̯̺̾̍̓̋ ̸͇͕̎̊͝‌̸̣̰̀ ̷̤̝̙͎̈́‌̶̢̛͔̣͂̅̌n̷͔͈̺͍͕̂‌̵̛̻̮̺̉̌͝ö̶̢̯́͊̔̿‌̸̥̪̮̍̚ͅͅ ̸̺̘̖̣̐̒͊‌̶̝͂̓l̴͉̥̭̦͑̓̉̕̚‌̷̨̖̪̺͌̀͝ ̷̞̘̝͓̠̈́̅‌̸̜͖̞̀̈́̃̅ͅo̸̬̩͙̓̕̕͜͝‌̵͖͎̀ğ̷̼̤̄‌̵͚͛ý̵̜͗̒‌̶̫̮̐͋́̒̈́ ̴͇̟͠‌̶͈͇̻̗̈̽͝͝s̴̨̝̪̩̻̑̋̂̊‌̷̠͉̣͐ ̸̝̪̩͗‌̶̡͙̟͂̐̏́y̶̘̠̚ͅ‌̴̤͇̣͚̣̉̀̾s̷̛̹̓͘‌̸̨̡̤͎̫̀͐t̵͖̤̑̾‌̶̙͔͛̓͐̂͘ ̴̢͖͍̅͌̎͠‌̸̺̥͉̬̟͛ę̵̤͓̉̂́̒͜‌̷̧̍̓͂͆̑m̷̡͍̩͍̆̈́ͅ‌̸̡̟̗̹͎̋̎̋̑́ș̸̢̧̽̂̀‌̷̡̨̳̂̇͆,̸̫̳̗͐͒̽̂‌̸̛̻̯̟̜͊̌͆ ̴̹͐͒̅͜‌̴̡̛̜̝̪̇̋ ̷͎͍̎͘͝‌̷̩̪̒̀i̴̮̠̣̮̓͐͠‌̷̞̟̪̒͑̓͆̌ ̷̛̼̲͔̂̀̕‌̶̜͉͖͙̌̄ṅ̴̯̋‌̴̢͓̤̤̲̐͋͒c̶̱̦̳͔̔̈́̀̀̄‌̵̻̲̻̱̄͘ͅl̸̬͈̤̈́̽̅́͝‌̷̼̤͇̂̇͛͠͝ṷ̶͒́͗̕‌̸͓̦̯͚̪̋̂̓ ̷͕̃̏̇̀‌̴̜̙̾̾͑̍d̷͓͕̬̙̬͆̇̈́͑͐‌̸̥̲͕̽́i̷͈͉̙͊͛‌̸̳̝̮̈́͝͠n̵̳̭̍̎̕ͅ‌̴̧͂̔̉̕ ̴̭̗͍́‌̴̘͕̖̭̂̉̿͝ ̵̼̦͕̺̀̈́‌̶̝̖̈́̔̈́g̶̫͇̘͑̌͌̌ͅ‌̶̫͙̈́ ̵̨̘̱̜̅̃̕‌̷̘̖̖̗̰̈́͌̅b̵̧̨̖̰͙̓̈́̉͠‌̵̱̻͙͎̥͊̿̕̕͝ ̵͔̈‌̶̤̈́ú̶̩͒͛͒‌̷̞͗̽̏̓̕ ̶̜̙̲̎‌̶̛̪̗̱̇̈́͂̓ ̷̛̣̹̖̈́̌͝‌̸̪̭̭͕̈́̉̂̋t̷̠̻̙̺̓̑͜͝‌̴̧̖̤͂̐͘̕͝ ̴̮̌̐̿‌̶̨̋̐̃ ̶̤̾‌̷̳̺̟͝ͅn̶̘̜̩̂̃́͘̕‌̴͓̩̘̣̞̽̓̓̀o̶̡̭̍͛͑̓‌̴̥͕̄̀̕͝ ̷̢̖̙̞̞̿‌̶̹͕̏͠ ̸̱̍͜

Make yourself at home...

To complete the unboarding process, you will want to check the Instruction Manual and sign into your ship's computer terminal.

We trust you will be a great asset to the company... asset great great asset...

To the C o m p a n y...

asset great great asset...

To the C o m p a n y...