From the foggy shores of the Mystic Lake Near Mt. Rainer

The History Behind The Pagan Fish God Priests
We the highly motivated and intoxicated priests do good to our Beer/Fish God every year to insure good fishing during that season.
Many of our tests are very strange and dangerous.Few pilgrimspass our high standards of acceptance into the inner circle.
1993 early morning a group of would be fishermen encountered a Large unearthly fishlike thing peering at them from just offshore.It arose and its eyes did glow the group of beer zombie fishermen dawned their hillbilly beer box headgear for the first time and did dance about the fire pit



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