Long Live Paboo

Paboo was created long before the big banging of your mom. Thus it was and it is the first living evidence of life beyond the outreaches of terrestrial planets and galaxies. Paboo is the one and only Paboo there may be many like it but this paboo is mine. Many different copycats of Paboo may exist and the followers of paboo may join us on our mission to Paboo. The pabooist of paboos may be invited to join our paboo monarchy. Paboo lives on to this day in order to form a more perfect union with America as the fucking greatest goddamned pabooist country that has ever pabooed. So we reach out to those people and invite them to paboo. If they refuse they will be pabooed and then stoned to death and then pabooed again. Long live Paboo!