Get off my lawn!

OldF was founded as a haven for mature Natural Selection players, either in age or in knowing lots of long words. As the years have rolled on, our waistlines have slackened, our minds have weakened and we have picked up other games too. Especially DotA Allstars. We adore our DotA almost as much as our Columbo.

National flag: a purple kitten riding a unicorn through downtown Los Angeles.
National dish: pureed scone with cream, sucked through a curly straw.
National dress: housecoat, slippers and shotgun for men; for women, anything devastatingly stylish.
National anthem: disgruntled moaning and wailing at lights-out time in the home.

We are proud to announce that OldF are once again running a server, for NS2!!! [OldF] Geriatric Ward.

Come play! The address is gw.oldf.net

OldF forums[www.oldf.net]

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RECENT ANNOUNCEMENTS

Join Discord you old farts!! https://discord.gg/4YNPRxwB2j

January 31, 2024 - McRiot | 0 Comments

I'll give you an Old Fogies ROLE!

https://discord.gg/4YNPRxwB2j

NS2 Fogie Night Starts in 10mins!

February 13, 2013 - McRiot | 0 Comments

it's that time all! good ol fashioned fogey stomping gorge popping exo bashing good time. Server unlocked and just join up pubbers will get the boot, res slot holders can stay and any lucky pubbers that manage to get on can participate.

OldF Tags and proper names Mandatory. NO SMURFS ALLOWED!

See you there!

- McRiot

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Florp Incarnate

Nov 16, 2025 @ 8:22am

Alas, dreams of an NS3 seem further and further away:
https://www.reddit.com/r/truegaming/comments/1m1xp46/the_contractual_context_of_the_kraftonunknown/

McRiot

Mar 25, 2024 @ 5:07pm

join us on discord! I run the server, I'll give you the super sekrat Fogies key to our private lounge! https://discord.gg/4YNPRxwB2j - Maybe we can start talking again :P