HEYO!

If you are wanted by either the NSA, the CIA, or the IRS, congratulations! This group is for you! We give to those who don't give anything back to society in return! With your tax dollars! What a deal! We also give guns to mexican drug cartels and stir up racial controvery.

If you have any questions, my office hours are from 2:00 pm EST to 13:00 am Central. Also hit me up if you got any dank and purple kush, I'll pay with tf2 weapons and burger king.