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** Now accepting group tour applications.

** Children's internm-- summer camp registration is now open!

Admissible persons must provide extensive personal documents before applying. Regular social media and internet access is restricted for the duration of the tour. Total monitored network coverage is provided.
We claim rights to all material obtained during the tour including images, videos, voice clips, goods, items, bodily fluids, basically everything god adam it. Captured material must not reflect questionable or morally unacceptable portrayals/poverty of Nawth C. Must always have permission. Please note that adversaries of the law/and or suspicious individuals are met with the kill first, ask after enforcement.


Have fun!! ^ - ^