This is my jar of pickles

Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don't know about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I consider that ♥♥♥♥ to be a sport okay? If people can sit back and label ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf which is the boringest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sport in the world. Think about it, what the ♥♥♥♥ athletically are you really doing in golf my ♥♥♥♥♥? All you doing is hitting a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ golf club. "Oh my god that's a long as birdie man, nice birdie, nice put, and it went 258..." get the ♥♥♥♥ outta here nobody cares about that boring ass ♥♥♥♥. Who the ♥♥♥♥ really watches golf my ♥♥♥♥♥? Nobody gives a ♥♥♥♥. It makes ♥♥♥♥♥♥ fall asleep. Fishing on the other hand... What the ♥♥♥♥ are you really doing athletically my ♥♥♥♥♥ in fishing?