Praise the Muffin

The official group for the Cult of Muffin™

It is written in scripture that the Muffin was to conceive a Holy Child. Not wanting this, the Muffin, with the help of His loyal disciple, removed the child. This tale was recorded on the Wall of Muffin, and generations later, it became the basis of our most holy institution.

-When you pray to the Muffin, you must face in the direction of Drury Lane.
-In addition, a goat sacrifice is required at least once a month.



Heretics:

Coolster

Saints:


Burbo, Patron saint of waffles
Hiccup, patron saint of mudkips
Optic, patron saint of loadsamoney

Anyone who is caught worshipping Drum, the anti-muffin, will be declared a heretic and will be crucified.