Attention Muffinites!

It has come to the attention of your Benevolent Muffiny Oligarchy that a perfect opportunity for the dissemination of the Word of the Muffin has recently arisen.

As most of you should be well aware, the great provider of the Steam has seen fit to announce the release of new tools for the most beloved of warriors, the mighty Engineer, creator the great Oven from which all blessed Muffins expel.

The promise of these powerful tools will surely lure hoards of ignorant Steamites to the World of the Fortresses. It is upon these seething masses that we must must descend and fulfill our great charge: bringing the word of Muffin.

As we speak, the unwashed are planning gatherings of great joviality to celebrate this great update. It is here we must strike! For, what situation is the mighty Muffin more suited than a 'party?' In what light is the power of the Muffin more evident?

Find, infiltrate, and subvert these events to the great cause of the Muffin.
You point of departure in this quest shall be here:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/24h2flolz

As you discover more of these heathen assemblies, tell you fellow Muffinites so our forces may be spread with utmost efficiency, as the great recipe of the Muffin teaches.

Rise Up, Sons and Daughters of Muffin!
Rise Up, with radiant Muffins in hand!
Rise Up, with moist Muffins in mouth!
Rise Up, with delicious Muffin crumbs on lips!
Rise Up, with [MUFFINS] in name!
Rise Up, and spread the word!

May the Muffin be with you,
The Muffins Team.