WE MOVE THINGS UP

Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. We are currently experiencing technical difficulties due to circumstances of potentially apocalyptic significance beyond our control. However, thanks to Emergency Testing Protocols, testing can continue. These pre-recorded messages will provide instructional and motivational support, so that science can still be done, even in the event of environmental, social, economic, or structural collapse. The portal will open and emergency testing will begin in three. Two. One.

Now that we got that out of the way, welcome. If this is you're first time hearing of this groups existence, do not be alarmed. We are a small group with a simple goal. Annoy the FUCK out of people using highly super-amazing advance tactics:
Running at people as all scout while spamming the "move it up" voice line!
I know I know. Mind blowing. Well.. hope your ready to Move it up!




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