we HATE bladee

Caught my son listening to Bladee. I immediately beat the ♥♥♥♥ out of him and confiscated his phone, PC, headphones, "Pringles Fun Tube", and his bedroom door. I have also suspended his eating privileges for the next 30 days.

Some may call this “cruel” or “unnecessary,” but they simply don’t understand what it means to be a responsible parent. I’m willing to make the difficult decisions necessary to protect my child from the dangers of Drain Gang. It's not punishment it’s more of an intervention. Every restriction, every confiscated possession, and every "Pringles Fun Tube" is being done for his own safety and betterment.

One day, when he’s older, he’ll look back and thank me for saving him from Bladee.