Make money, wreck noobs.

Money Maker's Creed:

This is my crew. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My crew is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My crew, without me, is useless. Without my crew, I am useless. I must make my money true. I must profit better than my enemy who is trying to outdo me. I must profit before he profits. I will...
My crew and I know that what counts in war is not the blood we spill, the size of our courage, nor the business we do. We know that it is the profit that counts. We will profit...
My crew is money, even as I, because it is my wallet. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its colors and its size. I will keep my wallet thick and ready, even as I am thick and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before Newell's Sweet Slabs, I swear this net worth. My wallet, my crew and I are the defenders of our country. We are the masters of our profit. We are the saviors of business.
So be it, until profit is the Crew's and there is no enemy, but bankruptcy!