♥♥♥♥ mothering Pirates!

hello my good crew members of the pyramidion, The Mary Elenor we are a "somewhat" humble gang of "pirates that only wish to steal everything you hold dear, this includes:
Alcohol
gunpowder
sugar
weapons
anything with gold in or on it
anything with super or vintage in the title
Be warned this line of work has very very poor job security and if you manage to survive the first week then, Congrates your temporary contract has been upgraded to permanent. :)