A religion

This is a true religion. Our god is Lyder. Click here to see our great gods profile. He's the strongest of them all, the wierdest you can find, he is Lyder.

The religion also has holy food and drinks.
-Burn and battery is something our God likes a 0lot.
-Pizza is probobly his favourite food too.

Kjære Lyder, du den allmektige Vassdal's væringen vi kjenner, tilgi oss for det vi har gjort og det vi ikke har gjort. Vær grei mot oss, ta i mot offre som tegn på at du er vår store Gud. Lyder Vassdal, du den fulle guttn som ikke følger de ti bud.

(Google translate version)
Dear Sounds, you Almighty Vassdal's people here that we know will forgive us for what we have done and what we have not done. Be kind to us, accept sacrifices as a sign that you are our great God. Sounds Vassdal, you are the drunk boy who do not follow the Ten Commandments.