FREE CANDY! COME AND GEDDIT----(Don't tell mommy)

We are all happy here! candy, friends, everything you could ever want! Join us now, leave all your worries behind and RIDE! Just leave everything to us. ;^D

Banned things include:

Telling your mom or dad (or other legal guardian)
Attempting to run away (Though I can't dream of why you would want to do such a horrible thing)
Contacting the police in any way shape or form
Taking candy from your fellow children (We will provide you with MORE THAN ENOUGH)
No fighting with the other kiddies (We are all one big, happy family)

Encouraged things include:

Inviting all your friends (As many as you can, we love kids!)
Being under the age of 7 (6 prefered)
Bending over to pick things up instead of crouching down
Eating any source of food other than what we provide you with (Other than that, you won't get all your daily "vitamins"!)

Well, now that you're all here.... Invite your friends, eat lots of candy, and LETS GET STARTED!