Robots

Ahri charmed me, but I ate some oranges and I was gay.

Important terms you guys should know:
Chilly Hammer = *Frozen Mallet
Lifesteak = Lifesteal
Rude = A champion who can turn into a raid boss

... feel free to fill in others.

When I lose at this game I hit my head against my desk and scream atonally for twenty straight minutes. Only the soothing sound of my collection of five dozen windchimes, all with six chimes, can revive me.