League has changed

I once knew of a small asian boy who fled to america in order to follow his dreams to be a csgo player (since it was banned in north korea). This young boy managed to adapt to american customs at a rapid pace and was able to gain access to csgo thanks to his last years salary ($8) from the korean factory. The boy sacraficed his whole social life (no firends accept for the weebs he met on cs) and his body (since he never ate) to try to get better. But recently this child has become lost. He now only associates with weebs, only playing with non-weebs in order to raise his rank in cs (but to no avail). But the worst part is this weeb is now a serial-adopter adopting large amount of old men who wish to be young chinese girls with a "senpai". He then takes them into his house and "disciplines" (rapes) them into doing his will at all times, only providing them with sound boards to play weeb songs. We need to change this boy back to the same non-weeb he once was, or deport him with help from trump the choice is your league but choose wisely, we are worried and want the same guy we once knew, the non-weeb who didnt kick friends for his "daughters".

Come back leauge we miss you :(