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We are the lost tribe of Israel. We are the Jewface. Expect us. For we will rob your shekels.

Tehila leDavid aromimkha Elohay hamelekh, va-avarekha shimkha leolam vaed. Bekhol-yom avarekha, va-ahalela shimkha leolam vaed. Gadol Adonay umhulal meon, veligdulato en heker. Dor ledor yeshabah ma-asekha, ugvurotekha yagidu. Hadar kevod hodekha, vedivre nifleotekha asiha. Ve-ezuz noreotekha yomeru, ugdulatekha asaperena. Zekher rav-tuvekha yabiu, vetsidkatekha yeranenu. Hanun verahum Adonay, erekh apayim ugdol-hased. Tov-Adonay lakol, verahavim al-kol-ma-asav. Yodukha Adonay kol-ma-asekha, vahasidekha yevarekhukha. Kevod malkhutekha yomeru, ugvuratekha yedaberu. Lehodia livne ha-adam gevurotav, ukhvod hadar malkhuto. Malkhutekha malkhut kol-olamim, umemshaltekha bekhol-dor vador. Somekh Adonay lekhol hanofelim, vezokef lekhol-hakefufim. Ene-khol elekha yesaberu, veata noten-lahem et-okhlam bieto. Pote-yah et-yadekha, umasbia lekhol-hay ratson. Tsadik Adonay lekhol-koreav, lekhol asher yirka-uhu ve-emet. Retson-yereav ya-ase, veet-shav-atam yishma' veyoshiem. Shomer Adonay et-kol-ohavav, veet kol-hareshaim yashmid. Tehilat ADonay yedaber-pi, vivarekh kol-basar shem kodsho leolam vaed.