Jesse's Story

Jesse Valderrama III is a fellow friend of mine who first started Team Fortress 2 on June 27th, 2012, A.K.A. day three of the Pyromania update. Jesse joined a random 2Fort server which shows who's F2P and who's not. When he joined, an admin saw [F2P] in Jesse's username and forced everyone to go Saharan Spy and dominate Jesse and he even enabled friendly fire. Soon after, the owner joined, saw the commotion, and teleported Jesse to the skybox where no one could hurt him. The owner was a Pyro wearing an Unusual Attendant with Circling TF Logo, Sight for Sore Eyes, and a Professor's Pineapple and asked Jesse if he was new to the game. Jesse replied with yes and the owner replied back with "I'll help you out". The owner gave Jesse a Strange Degreaser, Strange Powerjack, the Scorch Shot he was holding, and the crafting ingredients to create an Attendant. After the trade, the owner gave Jesse god, noclip, and critical hits and caused everyone to rage quit. Afterwards, the owner showed Jesse around and bought him a Scorched Key and items for the rest of his classes. However, he told Jesse before he left that he was dying from lung cancer and he was never heard of again. After Jesse told me this sad story I decided to create this group to dedicate both Jesse and the late owner along with helping Jesse acheive his goal of an Unusual Attendant with Circling TF Logo, Sight for Sore Eyes, and a Professor's Pineapple. There are only 11 Circling TF Logo Attendants in existence and go for a whopping 1.5-1.9 Buds. By joining this group, you can help by donating unwanted items or support this goal. Thanks for reading!

- ϟ Sparky the Jolteon ϟ

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