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Three things jcobbb must not do:

1. Laugh
If jcobbb laughs, the surroundings will turn warm, global temperatures will rise, and this may lead to global warming.

2. Cry
If jcobbb cries, everyone will start crying along with him. Sea‑levels will rise and the Earth might perish.

3. Play CS
If jcobbb plays CS, everyone — young and old alike — will die of cardiac arrest because he is far too good at the game, and Earth’s civilization will cease to progress.

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ShuVIu

Oct 14 @ 2:19pm

Who is jcobbb? For the blind, He is the vision. For the hungry, He is the chef. For the thirsty, He is the water. If jcobbb thinks, I agree. If jcobbb speaks, I’m listening. If jcobbb has one fan, it is me. If jcobb has no fans, I don’t exist.