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Whisperings of discontent

March 19, 2017 - Jeff Sokol | 0 Comments

It has come to the party's attention that there are some in our ranks who seek to derail the glorious regime, to bring chaos and free will to the group. Let it be known that no such action will be allowed to take place.

Elections for this year have been suspended indefinitely.

Party Election Results

March 8, 2016 - Jeff Sokol | 0 Comments

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SPEECH:

Comrades, Red Army and Red Navy men, commanders and political instructors, men and women workers, men and women collective farmers, intellectuals, brothers and sisters in the enemy rear who have temporarily fallen under the yoke of the German brigands, our glorious men and women guerrillas who are disrupting the rear of the German invaders!

Thank you for unaminously and democratically electing me as your leader.

THERE WILL BE NO MORE SAID ABOUT THE ISSUE!