ᵘʷᵘ oh frick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ frick sorry guys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry im dropping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ place ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sorry

I have a huge ♥♥♥♥. And when I say huge, I mean huge. Like, it's so big. One time I was about to have s*x with this girl, and my ♥♥♥♥ was so big it actually turned her off. She thought she was going to die because of how big it was! And I can't really blame her, it's big. When I want to jack off, I have to call someone and ask if they have a couple of friends to come help me. Jacking off for me is a multi-man job. And don't even get me started on my erections! Even at dinner, I have to order a party table just so I can fit my massive dong under the table while I eat. But it's not all postive. Like I said earlier, I can never have s*x because of how big it is. And sometimes, I get hunted by P*nis Poachers who are after my ♥♥♥♥ because of how huge it is.But do I wish my ♥♥♥♥ was smaller sometimes? Yeah, it'd probably make life easier, I'd have more money, I'd be able to have s*x...but in the end, I wouldn't have it any other way. I love my huge ♥♥♥♥!

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