SALTYYYYYYY

Abbreviation is always the name of a salty ♥♥♥♥ that I come accross. Comment funny salty remarks and ill add em to the list.

u9koe's Salty Remarks!
• Shut your mouth before I spit in it.
• I hope you get testicle cancer and die.
• Your mum is like a vacuum – she sucks, she blows and she gets laid in the closet.
• I’ll gutter mouth you Muppets.
• I hope you get a penile disorder and die.
• Don’t carry too hard, you’ll hurt your back!
• I’ll rip your teeth out and shove them up your holes.
• If you don’t shut up now, I’ll rip your ears off, roll them up like a cigarette, and shove them up your holes.
• Shut your mouth before I fart in it.
• You’re fat.
• Sorry, you’re not fat – you’re just squishy.
• Add a bit of pepper to your salt.
• You’re not funny.
• How about you leave the game before I DDOS your iCloud stash.
• You’re probably just a fat, weeaboo that plays games all day. I bet if I ripped your headphones off your ears would come off with them.
• Sorry, I can’t quite hear you from the bottom of the scoreboard.