Finally, A club for Hobos!

For years, Hobos have been discriminated against by The General Public. They have been kicked out of clubs, restaurants, bathrooms, and the like for centuries. But no longer! Finally, A club for Hobos!
Finally, a place where us Hobos can get together in peace! Here, we can do as we wish without the oppression of The General Public! Here we can start our campfire, open up a can of beans, and share a beer with our friends and fellow Hobos without worrying about being kicked out! To join, you need to either be a Hobo (Have it in your nametag) or be a friend of a hobo in the club. The rules are simple:

1. You have probably withstood snide remarks about your homelessness up until now, but you don't have to anymore! If someone starts insulting Hobos, you must defend them! If you are in the club, it is your duty to defend the reputation of Hobos.

2. If you happen to meet a fellow Hobo somewhere else (In a game) you must join their side.

3.If ANYONE does something hurtful to another Hobo, report it to me, Parkour Hobo, and they will be cast from the club in a cloud of righteous fury.

4.When referring to the outside world, call it The General Public (With the capitals if convenient)

5.Friends of Hobos are welcome, but only Hobos can be moderators (Officers). We're sorry about this, but it is, after all, a club for Hobos.

Come join our club, and escape the racism of The General Public!